1. Why do people act like they're hot shit while they're talking on their mobile phones in public?
2. Why do men seem to get an attitude when they're chewing gum? They should call gum "Stick O' Asshole" at least when it comes to men's gum.
3. Why are my clothes the only ones that get F'd up in the wash and nobody elses? Got a pen in your pants? The ink will find it's way to my $50 jeans, not yours.
4. Why do some people feel the need to break out in song no matter WHERE they are, I mean do they actually think Simon Cowell is lurking behind the paper towels in aisle two at Wal-mart and will miraculously sign them?
5. How come when somebody does something really stupid and/or embarrassing on television "I" get embarrassed for them? I mean I don't know this dumb ass why should I care?
6. Why is it when your cable network decides to F up it's always during the season finale of your favorite show and during the last two minutes?
7. Whoever said getting even wasn't the right thing to do just never succeeded at doing so.
8. Go ahead, cut me off in traffic, I'm on my period and my husband just bought me this new, shiny glock.
9. Is there a reason women shave off their eyebrows only to to draw them back on.........in the wrong place?
10. Is it necessary to take 24 hours to answer a text message, I mean really are you that busy?
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