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Thursday, January 20, 2011

How to Clean Your Stainless Steel Appliances!

Holy crap!  I've had my stainless steel refrigerator for like three months now and have hated it the whole time because it always looked streaked and no matter what I used to try to remove the streaks, finger prints, water stains nothing would help!  The dudes that delivered it said hey just use Pledge furniture polish, ok.......Umm not!  That made it worse!

So I heard that using baby oil on it would have it looking clean and shiny.  So I just tried some yesterday and viola, a beautiful, shiny refrigerator.  I seriously was never going to purchase stainless again but now that I have my $2 bottle of baby oil to clean it up I'll definitely buy another stainless steel appliance.

Yup, yup, you can thank me later.

Directions:

Apply baby oil with a clean, dry paper towel in the direction of the grain and then take another clean, dry paper towel to wipe the excess oil off.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Jersey Shore's Sammi and Ronnie Call it Quits.......Finally!

We probably could have seen this coming, hell, even Ray Charles would of seen this one coming.  What with all the drama and fighting over crap that half the time didn't matter.  Ronnie cheating in Miami should have been an issue for Sammi at the exact moment she read about it in J-Wow's and Snooki's letter, not a whole season later! 

Granted, Ronnie was a douche bag for cheating on Sammi and treating her like shit in Miami, but Sammi was probably a bigger douche bag for disregarding the "letter" and sticking with him.  Then she made a complete ass out of herself in last nights special Monday episode by confronting him about well, nothing.  Talk about "psycho".  Accusing someone for no reason of something that you have no idea about (odd, I know but that's what she did) is absurd and quite mind boggling. When Ronnie asked what did I do she responded with "I don't know you tell me".  WTF?  As Ronnie put it he was being "mind fucked" by her accusations of nothing.  The girl is touched and really needs to evaluate.  So after Ronnie tells her he's done she runs to Snooki and apologizes for everything regarding the letter etc.  Then tries to befriend Deena and of course leaves J-Wow out of the apology scenario.  The only reason Sammi even did this is because she doesn't have Ronnie anymore so she needs somebody, so why not tuck her tail between her legs and go running to the girls she hated for the last several months for some moral support?

Either way I'm just glad they're over with, it was a real drag for everyone including the cast to watch these two lay around and wallow in each other's self pity, especially Sammi's self pity.  The Situation himself admitted he thought it was definitely Sammi that was bringing that relationship down.

Maybe they can now move on to someone new to put up with their shit. Hooo-rah!

Monday, January 10, 2011

Outta Shape and Sore From an F'ing Video Game!

OMG, what the hell?  I eat very healthy and am not remotely heavy but at the same time completely out of shape.  Either that or 40 is just too old to play video games.  My husband just came home with Kinect for the X-Box 360 and we played the sports video game.  We bowled, played volley ball and ran.  I felt nothing while playing but this morning woke up with a sore stomach, legs and hip joints.  What the hell am I 80?  You should get a doctors note prior to being able to play that shit or there should be an explicit warning at the beginning of each sports game that goes something like this:

If you are 40 or older and completely out of shape, expect heavy panting, sweating between your boobs and inner thighs (for dudes you can expect heavy ball sweat), sore joints that you haven't used since high school, dizziness, sore arms from those flabby bat wings flying around that you refuse to tone up even though you bought that shake weight thing that is now a permanent fixture atop your dryer in the laundry room, sore thighs (although that could be from the wild sex you had last night) and sore stomach muscles because you refuse to do sit ups.

Please do not eat prior to engaging in game play as you may become nauseous and accidentally vomit on your husband who is standing next to you trying to kick your ass at volleyball and for the love of God and Baby Jesus pleeeeease don't think you can jump around during game play without a bra, it's just not a good look for you and will just add to the baggage and saggage you've already got going on.  Thank you, over and out.

Jersey Shore Season 3 Premiere Review

Ho hum........it's sad to say that these "characters" have rode their wave and now it's, well, over for them.  The season premiere was so predictable especially when it came to Deena, Snooki's best gal pal, can you say whore?  Well could we really expect anything more than that from Snooki's friends?  So when Deena got naked less than 7 hours into the first day in front of the Situation it came as no surprise.  Although the cowboy hat was.

Then there was the ever boring and drama filled couple Sammi and Ronnie.  I'm not even sure why that girl bothers to pack anything more than pajamas the bitch is always laying in bed with the covers up over her chin........like all day long.  Only to get up a few times to piss someone off and then it's back to bed wha wha-ing to Ronnie.  It appeared they both laid up in the bed for the entire first episode.  Although Ronnie did make it downstairs long enough to confront Deena about talking about him in regards to Sammi..........big man Ronnie screaming at a girl, you're so cool..........whadda dick.

The highlight of course was when Sammi and Snooki started screaming back and forth at each other over the whole Deena thing, which started out from Sammi laughing at Deena when she was trying to wake up the situation to cuddle with him.  Somehow the "C" word got thrown out at Sammi by Deena for laughing at her.  Then J-Wow, who I think is the most real chick in the whole house and personally my favorite, got involved and  started exchanging punches with Sammi, man I could of gotten some popcorn and sat ring side for that one Go J-Wow!  Kick her ass!  That bitch fight was the best part of the whole show.............literally.  I'm hoping that the season picks up with it's second episode.  Although even if it remains shitty, predictable and a bit scripted we all know that we will continue to watch just to say we did.

I don't expect a season 4 of Jersey Shore at least not with this group.  What with the Situation busy on all of his business ventures, Pauly starring in his own show (this won't last I'm sure past the first few episodes), J-Wow with her wrestling career and Snooki with her, well, drinking and whoring who has the time really?  If anything, expect a whole new cast next season of juice heads and whores from Jersey.  This may just turn into a Real World type of show or it may just drift out to it's own shore never to be brought back but only through re-runs and dvd's.