What's up with candy corn? Who made this triangular oddity and why do people feel compelled to hand this out during Halloween? Do they honestly think that kids/teens are going to eat this crap? I remember when my two oldest children went trick or treating and that's the first thing they would pick out and throw in the "trash" pile, well, that and those disgusting popcorn balls. They always smelled like feet.
I really don't know of anyone that has ever liked candy corn, either that or they were too embarrassed to admit it. This stuff resembles candle wax and tastes like a clump of sugar that was left out on the kitchen counter over night from some unknown source.
Although, there is nothing more disturbing, or leaves a less than fresh taste in my mouth, than the alarming amount of people that are wanting to dress up like The Jersey Shore's Snooki for Halloween and desperately trying to find a pre-bagged Snooki costume. Why don't you save yourself the trouble and money and just dress up in a short, skin tight, unfashionable dress and act like a drunk slut? It's easy, cheap and simple............ kind of like Snooki.
And hey, here's an added benefit: Instead of the norm, where "halloweeners" ring doorbells shaking down strangers for candy you can just shake down people for booze and juice heads. Hey, it may be better than that crappy candy corn.
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