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Monday, January 10, 2011

Jersey Shore Season 3 Premiere Review

Ho hum........it's sad to say that these "characters" have rode their wave and now it's, well, over for them.  The season premiere was so predictable especially when it came to Deena, Snooki's best gal pal, can you say whore?  Well could we really expect anything more than that from Snooki's friends?  So when Deena got naked less than 7 hours into the first day in front of the Situation it came as no surprise.  Although the cowboy hat was.

Then there was the ever boring and drama filled couple Sammi and Ronnie.  I'm not even sure why that girl bothers to pack anything more than pajamas the bitch is always laying in bed with the covers up over her chin........like all day long.  Only to get up a few times to piss someone off and then it's back to bed wha wha-ing to Ronnie.  It appeared they both laid up in the bed for the entire first episode.  Although Ronnie did make it downstairs long enough to confront Deena about talking about him in regards to Sammi..........big man Ronnie screaming at a girl, you're so cool..........whadda dick.

The highlight of course was when Sammi and Snooki started screaming back and forth at each other over the whole Deena thing, which started out from Sammi laughing at Deena when she was trying to wake up the situation to cuddle with him.  Somehow the "C" word got thrown out at Sammi by Deena for laughing at her.  Then J-Wow, who I think is the most real chick in the whole house and personally my favorite, got involved and  started exchanging punches with Sammi, man I could of gotten some popcorn and sat ring side for that one Go J-Wow!  Kick her ass!  That bitch fight was the best part of the whole show.............literally.  I'm hoping that the season picks up with it's second episode.  Although even if it remains shitty, predictable and a bit scripted we all know that we will continue to watch just to say we did.

I don't expect a season 4 of Jersey Shore at least not with this group.  What with the Situation busy on all of his business ventures, Pauly starring in his own show (this won't last I'm sure past the first few episodes), J-Wow with her wrestling career and Snooki with her, well, drinking and whoring who has the time really?  If anything, expect a whole new cast next season of juice heads and whores from Jersey.  This may just turn into a Real World type of show or it may just drift out to it's own shore never to be brought back but only through re-runs and dvd's.

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