OMG, what the hell? I eat very healthy and am not remotely heavy but at the same time completely out of shape. Either that or 40 is just too old to play video games. My husband just came home with Kinect for the X-Box 360 and we played the sports video game. We bowled, played volley ball and ran. I felt nothing while playing but this morning woke up with a sore stomach, legs and hip joints. What the hell am I 80? You should get a doctors note prior to being able to play that shit or there should be an explicit warning at the beginning of each sports game that goes something like this:
If you are 40 or older and completely out of shape, expect heavy panting, sweating between your boobs and inner thighs (for dudes you can expect heavy ball sweat), sore joints that you haven't used since high school, dizziness, sore arms from those flabby bat wings flying around that you refuse to tone up even though you bought that shake weight thing that is now a permanent fixture atop your dryer in the laundry room, sore thighs (although that could be from the wild sex you had last night) and sore stomach muscles because you refuse to do sit ups.
Please do not eat prior to engaging in game play as you may become nauseous and accidentally vomit on your husband who is standing next to you trying to kick your ass at volleyball and for the love of God and Baby Jesus pleeeeease don't think you can jump around during game play without a bra, it's just not a good look for you and will just add to the baggage and saggage you've already got going on. Thank you, over and out.
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